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It can seem a weird thing, but some months ago that one of my craziest paranoia was to water a dead plant with coke. The plant in question was a toasted geranium by the snow. It was a shame, because I loved the plant which in spring was very colourful, but this cold winter and with the snow fallen, the plant died.

So I tried to get a home remedy for recovering its shape. After a hard brainstorming I thought on watering the plant with coke. After all, I had a stock of this soda drink at home and my doctor told me not to drink because gases on my stomach.

What was my surprise was the fact that after three days watering something started to happen in the pot: beautiful green leaves started to grow quickly, but they weren’t from a geranium, otherwise a coca plant was growing.

The problem was two weeks ago when a neighbour claimed to the police that it smelled cannabis on my terrace, and they forced me to show them what I was growing. Now I am convicted to two years of prison and to pay a fine of $5,000. Luckily, at least, I am not became drug addict.


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