THREE DEAD BODIES SMILING AT THE MORTUARY

THREE DEAD BODIES SMILING AT THE MORTUARY

Three corpses arrived at the mortuary on the same day, all with very big smiles on their faces. The judge of the case asked the Police Inspector about why were smiling:

“Here we are an Englishman, sixty years old, died of heart failure while he was making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile”, said the Inspector.

“On the other hand we have a Scotsman, about twenty-five years old, won $1,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”, related the Inspector.

“Nothing unusual here,” says the judge and asked to be shown the last body.

“And here we have a Irishman, about thirty years old, stuck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” enquires the Judge to the Police Inspector.

The Police Inspector replied: “He thought he was having his picture taken.”

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