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THE PIRATE WHO LOST HIS LEG, HAND AND EYE
THE PIRATE WHO LOST HIS LEG, HAND AND EYE

A younger pirate approached to a veteran in a tavern and began to ask him about the loss of his leg, hand and eye.

"How did you end up with that wooden leg?"

The old pirate replied, "We were in the middle of a storm and a wave knocked me to the sea. I fell in a pile of sharks.”

"Wow!" exclaimed the young pirate, “and what happened to your hand, why do you have that hook?"

"Well ....we were boarding a ship and as we struggled with our swords against other sailors, an enemy cut my hand."

"Unbelievable! And what happened to your eye?"

"A pigeon was going on and it crapped in my eye."

"You lost the eye for a pigeon dropping?" asked the younger.

"Well…, it was my first day with the hook."
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