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POPE BENEDICT XVI ABANDONS CATHOLIC PAPACY
POPE BENEDICT XVI ABANDONS CATHOLIC PAPACY

Benedict XVI said that he renounces the papacy "in total freedom for the good of the Church, and for my own health: What the hell, I am going to enjoy all the things that church banned me for life!” The Pope made this incredible statement at the beginning of a public hearing in his first public appearance after announcing he will resign the papacy on February 28th, because of his advanced age.

"Dear brothers and sisters, as you know, I have decided to give up the ministry that the Lord entrusted me. I have done full freedom for the good of the church, having prayed at length and after examining my conscience before God. Now it is time that I do something for myself as visiting dance pole clubs or nudist beaches. I feel young still, if not Viagra is a great medical advance," the pope said at about ten thousand astonished disbelievers who packed the Vatican's Paul VI Hall.

Thank you all for the love and prayers that have accompanied me. Continue to pray for the Pope and for the Church, and follow fatten the coffers of the church with your dirty donations. Go to the hell all you!" he said.

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