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PORN STRIPPER HAD BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS


Past week appeared again Lucia Cantalapiedra in the Night Club that I often frequent on Saturday nights. I remembered that she was not good looking and her tiny body, her tiny breasts do nothing in favour of her, but she was funny and all the male on the room liked watching her, especially because after her show we knew that it would be the turn of the gorgeous Pamela Torquemada.

The most surprising thing was the fact that when she returned to the show, after three months disappeared from the scene, she had changed at all: “big breasts, fleshy lips, gorgeous figure”… cosmetic surgery?

I went to her dressing room after her show and she told me that during the time that was missing she was victim of a case of abduction by aliens. “When returning at earth and I looked myself on the mirror, I could not believe what the hell had happened to my body,” told me Lucia.

Anyway, although the porn stripper based her theory on a mysterious scar appeared near her wrist, which she claims the result of the introduction of alien chip, we enjoy her show every Saturday night as we had never enjoyed her.

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