I went to visit my friend, the fortune teller Mr. Kauirik, for knowing in advance what the hell is going to happen on this New Year 2012, and this is what he told me:
- KIM JUNG-UN, the North Korean leader successor, will abandon nuclear programs. He will become a kind of Robin Hood, who will steal to rich countries for helping the poor.
- On summer the news of the year will be that BARACK OBAMA will be caught on a paradisiacal beach having an affair with Rihanna. The paparazzi who will take these photos will be condemned to death penalty.
- Russian leader, VLADIMIR PUTIN, will abandon politics for becoming the new sensation on a Hollywood film. His new career as an actor will have best takings that even Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I took the opportunity to ask about my future and he told me that this New Year 2012 I will write similar asshole things than precedent years, which anybody is interested on.