Like the best comedians, Silvio Berlusconi could have been a great humorist on the comedy show:
1. "It's better to be surrounded by beautiful girls than to be gay."
2. "Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."
3. "I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I sacrifice myself for everyone."
4. “I could have been compared with other dictators, but what differences me from the others is the fact that I knew to resign on time for don’t finish hunted like a dog.”
5. "Italy is now a great country in which to invest. Today, there are fewer communists and those who are, they denied to have been. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have some very beautiful secretaries."