One entrepreneur suggested that students with financial difficulties could support themselves in his local of striptease dancing.
"Why not?" said Tom Violator, manager of the local SSS (Spread Sperm Strippers), when I questioned him his proposal to invite dance and take off their clothes to students with monetary difficulties for going to University.
“We are living difficult moments: unemployment, credit crunch… you must follow your live and make up news methods for earning your money,” told me Tom. "Striptease dancers earn a lot of money, and poor students, who always must pay a lot of fees, which every year are increasing on our educational system, could come to my place, show a little of skin and so, finding a quick income for fixing their economic problems.”
Student organizations repudiated the statements of Tom Violator and blamed that students have to resort to this type of employment to pay their expenses.