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AVOIDING SILLY EXCUSES CLAIMING FOR MONEY
I’m manager director in a big company. A lot of workers come to my office every day for getting a payday loan. As boss of all those lazy people that the only thing on their poor lives is always skiving off their responsibilities on the job, I must manage all them avoiding their stupid excuses for getting money without working.

This is an example about what happens to me every week trying to tame all those desperate workers:

MONDAY: A worker asked me "Give me $10 payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

TUESDAY: Another one came up to me saying, "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"

WEDNESDAY: An administrative told me, "I haven't tasted food all week." I told him, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same!"

THURSDAY: My secretary asked me, "Can I have $300 for a cup of coffee?" I told her, "Coffee only cost 1$!" She said, "Yeah, but I want to drink it in Brazil!"

FRIDAY: I was checking material on the store when I found a worker’s hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A lighter for my cigarette" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."

All this for people who said that being boss is only question of winning money without doing anything on the rest of the day! Being manager is more complicated than all this.

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